Apr 30

Gabbar jab chhota tha

to uski maa ne

use ek din

2-3 thappad lagaye

Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht itna sa hai

aur maa se poochh raha hai

” KITNE AADMI THE… “

written by smsfreak

Apr 29

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jaisi

biwi chahiye,

Jo raat ko aaye

aur subha chali jaye

written by smsfreak

Apr 24

Boy 2 girl - kya tum

mere saath dance karogi?

Girl - main bachche ke saath

dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha

ki tum pregnant ho.

written by smsfreak