Apr 29

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jaisi

biwi chahiye,

Jo raat ko aaye

aur subha chali jaye

written by smsfreak

Apr 28

Aap mein

Aur Malaika Sherawat mein

kya fark hai?

color?… no.

Paisa? …no.

desh?… no.

phir kya hai?

janab woh utne kapde ka

costume bana leti hai

jitna aap naak saaf karne k liye

istemal karte ho.

written by smsfreak

Apr 24

Boy 2 girl - kya tum

mere saath dance karogi?

Girl - main bachche ke saath

dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha

ki tum pregnant ho.

written by smsfreak