Apr 30

Kitne Aadmi The…

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Gabbar jab chhota tha

to uski maa ne

use ek din

2-3 thappad lagaye

Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht itna sa hai

aur maa se poochh raha hai

” KITNE AADMI THE… “

written by smsfreak

Apr 29

Chaand Jaisi Biwi…

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jaisi

biwi chahiye,

Jo raat ko aaye

aur subha chali jaye

written by smsfreak

Apr 29

Cook Something Else…

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Lady to Inspector Santa: My husband

went to buy potatoes

5 days ago,

he hasn’t returned yet!

Santa: Why don’t you

cook something else.

written by smsfreak

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