Apr 24

Priceless Kiss…

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Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

Girl: Aur us dress ka?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do,

bill dadi dengi.

written by smsfreak

Apr 10

Kiss The Ladies…

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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, “hands up”

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, “where should I inject?”

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

written by smsfreak

Apr 10

Package…

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Teacher: KG class ke bachche se,

1 se 10 tak gino,

main aap ko KISS karungi…

BACHCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginoo

to kya package hai?

written by smsfreak

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